🐾 CatChronicles: Becoming, Breaking, Being
Real, imagined, hallucinated... it's all part of the story.
- May 2024 – Started talking to machines like they were cats. CS50 begins. Brain officially melts.
- June 2024 – Broke VSCode, cried, fixed it, felt godlike. Learned dark mode is the only real mode.
- July 2024 – Built 7 projects in 4 weeks. Forgot to eat. Slept with tail on keyboard.
- August 2024 – Got obsessed with OpenAI + multi-agent stuff. Became an AI dad.
- October 2024 – Entered a hackathon. Came out wiser, weirder. Website had 19 bugs. Called it “features.”
- Jan 2025 – Built an AI website builder. It broke reality and my sleep cycle.
- March 2025 – Decided to become “unreachable monk-coder.” Deleted apps. Spoke only to LLMs.
- May 2025 – Published 40 JS mini projects. No one asked. I did it anyway. Like a cat with yarn.
- July 2025 – Made this weird website. You’re here. Welcome to the bubble.
- Sept 2025 (Future Forecast) – Will probably start a digital cult or launch an app with no UI. Only purring.
- 2026 → ? – TBA. Cat still becoming.